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Saturday, May 29, 2010

Very Useful tool

I just cant imagine my Internet Explorer browser without Google toolbar. As I'm used to use the info provided by this tool while I visit the different websites.

in reference to: Get started with Google Toolbar : Install or uninstall - Toolbar Help (view on Google Sidewiki)
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Saturday, July 12, 2008

Jokes U haven't heard b4.



A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the f*****g safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your f*****g head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door."Take one of the bottles and drink it!""But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously."Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prises off the cap and gulps it down."Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands. The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the balaclava and to the girl's amazement it's her husband......."Not that f*****g difficult is it?" he says.

Q. Why don't they have any toilet paper in KFC?
A. Because its finger licking good!

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